Ask somebody if they've heard the story about Ron. If they haven't, tell it. If they have, tell them anyway. Ask the "I Can Guess Your Weight/Age/Birth Month" Guy to borrow his mic to tell this story.
Have ya heard the one about Ronald? They say he's a pear guy for sure! He's got seeds in his lungs, and a stem on his head, he floats like a fishing lure.


A guy named Ron from NYC was eating a rather large pear, but the stem got lodged in his stomach. from the stem the pear started to grow again. His stomach started to expand as the growing pear grew. Soon his ribs were about to break because the pear refused to stop growing. Before long, Ron looked like a pear; his skin was green, his body was the right shape, and a stem grew from his head.

He was rushed to the ER, but all they could do was take the seeds out of his lungs so he wouldnt suffocate.

On May 31, Ron went to Central Park and sat on a bench. He cried himself to sleep that night, right there on the bench. The next morning when he awoke, he found himself high in the air. He looked behind him and saw that he was attached to a branch on a pear tree that had grown that night!

Botonists were called to the scene. They said that if he was disconnected from the branch he would die within a matter of days. The Chief of Police of NYC suggested planting a seed from Ron's lungs in the yards of his family and friends so they could talk to him whenever they want or so they can console him. Plans for selling these seeds publicly are being considered.


Do a "Candid Camera" type show with a plastic cup as a camera (or better yet, an invisible cameraman w/ an invisible camera!)


Follow a complete stranger the entire day.


Grab napkins, condiments, staws, spoons, etc. constantly from every outdoor vendor in sight and throw it in the nearest trash receptacle.


Scream in a really high, annoying voice after the ride is over


Choose a vendor to bug for the day. Chat with him for about 5 to 10 minutes every half hour. Ask to share his food, prizes, money, etc. with you. Subway employees are a good target, as they tend to have stickers ("Spicy", "Ham", "Turkey", "Turkey and Ham","Trio", etc.) as labels for the differing sandwichs. Bribe them.


Greet people by name if they have nametags or guess their name if they don't.


Walk around with cheese or ketchup on your face. See if you will get in trouble for taking your "food" on ferries, etc. Go into the waterpark to wash it off.


Have one of your friends talk to a person, then walk by and deliberatly trip in front of them. Make a big deal about how much your hair hurts.


Follow somebody and act like you're trying to sell them something (ex. - "If you found a dollar on the ground, what would you do with it?" Wait for a reply. "If I were to find a dollar, i would call 10-10-780, so I would save up to 100% on all my calls up to 2 minutes!")


Turn signs around so they point in the opposite direction.


Shout "Let's get Yogurt! I've got jimmies!" often.


Try to haggle prices to an appropriate sum, then after many minutes of arguing, say, "Forget it, I never wanted that piece of trash anyway."


Have you heard the story about the guy with the big egg?" . . . "Neither have I. I was just wondering."


"Did anybody lose a wallet full of money?" . . . "Ok, I was just wondering."


Wade into fountains, pools, etc. and take the coins.


Find out where the camera is on the coasters and hug your neighbor right before your picture is taken.


Throw pennies at people from the top of a ride.


Wear a bag over you head.


Poke people, or tap people on the left shoulder and run right.


Make a paper bag puppet and stuff it in front of peoples faces and say something as they walk by.


Don't hang out with Jordan Perkins at the store. . .